Welcome to my āget-to-know-me-moreā hidden / easter egg-ish page.
1//What is your name? Like real name.
My name is QuĆ¢n, LĆŖ Minh QuĆ¢n.
Currently, Iām located in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.
But I live in the moment.
2// Where do you live?
My one and only love would be Giuseppe Tornatoreās 'Cinema paradisoā. But Denis Villeneuveās 'Blade Runner 2049' and the Danielsā 'EEAAO' come really close.
3// You mentioned that you love cinema, what is your favorite movie recently?
Yes, I worked in finance as a financial analyst, a banker,ā¦ for nearly 3 years before the switch. Yes, finance brought good money but it just not for me.
4// You used to work in finance? Why did you switch, it was such a promising career
5// Are you willing to relocate for work?
Yes, yes I do. (except Cambodia, sorry my Cambodian brosā¦)
They basically weight the same but the answer would be 1kg of feathers.
1kg of iron is just iron. With 1kg of feathers, you would also have to bear the burden of tormenting hundreds of chickens to acquire it, hence the feathers.
6// Which is heavier, 1kg of feathers or 1kg of iron?
My hobby includes writing nonsense as an answer to distract you from the fact that you have spent 2 valuable minutes to read to this part.
7// What is your hobbies?
Once upon a time, I was planning to embed some codes into my website portfolio but then I procrastinate instead and use my valuable time to think of the questions and stroke my own ego a little bit.
Also, as a film geek, I would love to have some easter eggs in my portfolio.
8// Why did you create this FAQs-esque page? Have a lot of people seen it?
Yes, thank you for pointing that out. Iāve been dying waiting for that questions.
My storyboard works will be uploaded in the near future.
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9// You claim that you are a visualizer, I canāt see any of your storyboards
10// Cat or dog?
Cat all the way, I love those bastards.
11// Are unicorns real?
Yes, they helped me write this part.
Long time ago, i used to smoke a lot, a real, OG chainsmoker, which my friends mockingly compared me to a steam train all the time, and i whole-heartedly embraced it.
Which sounds come right into your mind when you first think of train? Itās āChoo Choo Motheā¦ā. A little play on the word āChooā and voila, we have āJuuā.
Simply beautiful deductation. (*chef kiss)
12// Why do you call yourself ājuuā? What does ājuuā even mean??
13// Will anyone read this far?
Pretty unlikely I would say.
14// How about this far?
Prettier unlikely.
15// Are these questions just a big waste of time?
Yes, but then again, what isnāt?
'Your' is a possessive adjective that is used to describe something as belonging to 'you'. 'You're' is a contraction of 'you are' - Google.
16// How to differentiate 'your' and 'youāre'
I donāt know, maybe because itās none of your business.
17// Why do you wear black all the time?
18// How many times have you typed 'trans' in the search bar in hope that it would lead you to Google Translate, but instead it just looks up the definition of 'trans'?
More than I would like.
19// What is the rectangle thing on the top left corner?
Itās my logo. If you look closely, you could see itās made with my name, juu.
I can help you find out the answer if you want.
20// What happens after death?
21// Hey, these types of questions are similar to KesselsKramerās.
Shhh, I took inspiration from them after having such a wonderful time reading their questions.
Big shout out to KesselsKramer.
22// Why does the chicken cross the roads?
To avenge his family.
23// My boss keeps calling me to come to the office instantly while Iām waiting for the bus. What should I do?
Wait faster.
It may stem from a lot of factors, including dissatisfaction with your life, the loss of something you hold dear or your favorite bar closed down recently.
Either way, you can easily overcome it by saying these magic words 'Bit sad, innit'.
Note: the British accent is a must
24// Why do I feel empty inside sometimes? How can I improve this?
25// When will this madness end?
Right after this question hopefully.
26// Is this the end?
Sike, got you. But in term of āthe endā the end, we come really close.
27// Is this really the end?
Sike, got you again.
Wait, donāt go. I promise it will end after this
28// ā¦
29// Are you doing this to make the number of questions reach 30?
Sike, got you 3 tiā¦ wait, what? Pfft, ā¦ no? what you mean?
Ok. Thatās it.
For now
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